This story had me laughing
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=102582
“so i come home early tonight, kinda trashed, take a piss and start playing some $500 hu sng’s on fulltilt. i win 1 of my matches, like 10 minutes later i’m in my 2nd one and i need to piss again. so i’m holding it, holding it… dude i’m playing is a super nit and the match is taking forever. i don’t want to sit out and let him blind me away, i’m positive i’m not gonna be able to make it to the bathroom and back in time… and mostly important i’m now just drunk enough to start thinking “maybe i can find a bottle or something over here to piss in”, somehow thinking that’s a good idea (thanks deerok). so i find a 16oz orange juice bottle, unzip, and start to do my business as i’m still playing. simultaneously this hand comes up. he minraises on the button, i cahl k9 or some trash, flop comes TTK. i delay as i’m pissing and check at last second, meanwhile i realize the bottle is just about full. so i squeeze the little guy while i try to figure out what to do. in the meantime he checked and i peeled off another ten. so now i’m holding the bottle with my left hand, my joint with my right, and next thing i know i’ve timed out on the turn, sat out, and checked. so i panic to click “i’m back” as quick as i can and obviously when i do this i unleash the hose and i piss everywhere. all over my monitor, my desk, sprinkle all over the floor- a real mess. luckily he auto checked the turn, i bet the river and he mucked. so now obviously i run to the bathroom, dump out the bottle in the toilet, rinse my hands, run back with some paper towels, and start to clean up while simultaneously playing… and thank god i eventually win the match. on the bright side, it was 1 of those secondary drunk pisses so it was just clear urine… but i don’t think that makes this any less amazing. wow.
beat: pissed all over the place while playing drunk
brag: still won the hu sng
variance: using a 16oz bottle”
I’ve always known this type of thing must happen sometimes, but the mental image is pretty hilarious/disgusting.
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