I am happy to report that I successfully acquired fartnews.com. I recently received an email with the following subject:
Congratulations, you have acquired fartnews.com
You will all be wowed when you see what I do with this gem of a domain. It will be huge.
For all of you that wrote to me wanting to invest in this new venture,* I am happy to report that I will consider the idea of outside investors into my newly formed company Fart News Int’l LLC. I expect to be Google-sized in a year or two.
*aka, no one