My jailbait rankings are out of control

This is seriously ridiculous.  I am getting tons of search traffic from some jailbait terms.  All because of a post that I made back in may 2008: http://www.natarem.com/2008/05/28/jailbait-gallery/

Note, there’s no jailbait on there!  I feel like I am letting down all of those guys out there that are searching for some 18 year old (not younger!!) hot girl pics.  At the very least, my page ranking so high for these terms is deceptive.  Here are my search clicks from the last 30 days:

I feel like there are a few possible courses of action.

  1. Find a porn site that will buy advertising on that page.  This is obviously the most lucrative option, but I am unsure if I want to even cross that toe into being able to say that “I’m in the porn business.”  I mean, whenever I tell people that I work on websites and web marketing, the ONE THING I can always say is “I’ve never touched the whole online porn thing.”  If I did this, that kind of becomes a lie, even if it’s just an ad deal.
  2. Put up a few jailbait pics.  Pretty simple.  But I don’t really want to take the chance of putting up some girl’s pics who doesn’t want them up on the web, so I’d have to make sure that they are professional enough to the point that she DEFINITELY knew it was a professional shoot and those pics were going up somewhere.  But then I take the chance of putting up some copyrighted pics, blah blah blah.  Who knows how aggressive those porn lawyers are.  I’ve never met a porn lawyer so I wouldn’t know.  There’s definitely a little risk involved.
  3. Put up a big bit of text at the top that says “Go Away Sicko”.  This would, somewhat, be the pot calling the kettle black.  I like pictures of hot girls.  I can’t say that I routinely visit “jailbait” galleries but I enjoy Maxim as much as the next guy.  So it would definitely be a little hypocritical and soapboxy to do that.
  4. Just put a few helpful links up to jailbait galleries.  Let them click away and get on with their business (enjoy that mental image that I just put in your head?  I though so…).  This is pretty painless and easy, but less fun.
  5. Redirect that specific entry to something those guys obviously don’t want to see.  The things that come to mind are: anntaylor.com, a gay porn site, wnba.com, some granny porn site, the view’s page on abc.com, etc.  Obviously this sort of thing would not last long because google would remove my rankings pretty quickly.  But it could be good for a laugh or two (at least, at the thought of what is happening to those guys).
  6. Put up a custom error message.  I’m sure you’ve seen those “Internal Server Error” messages.  I could put something up that says like “Error 508: Page Removed by Dateline NBC.  Your IP has been logged.”  This would also get my page removed by Google pretty quickly.
  7. Take the page down normally.  Not too much fun to do this.
  8. Just leave it as-is.  No fun at all!

Anyway, I’m weighing my options.  Let me know what you think I should do.

16 thoughts on “My jailbait rankings are out of control

  1. Jerry

    I guess you’ll be getting into the porn business. You have to provide those visitors with what they are searching for.

    lol

  2. ispiked

    I’d go with option 1. Since your sympathetic to their cause, you should help these misled searchers by keeping them on the right path — and you might as well make some money while doing it.

  3. Nat Post author

    I’m glad my mom only reads my blog infrequently. Hopefully this page will be off the front page by the time she checks in.

  4. Unknown Webmaster

    How about some of those geotargetted dating ads?

    I would imagine that the a significant percentage of the demogaphic group that is interested in “jailbait galleries” would also have a keen interest in women in their general area.

    Or maybe you could start promoting hotjugpoker.com :P

  5. New Business Model - !

    There’s no shame Nat. I’m sure you have heard of the PokerNations project on PAL. Well, they had a last minute business plan change as well. This can be seen by clicking “new business model”

    Learn from it…

    And gl

  6. han

    Well good thing your sister decided to read your blog today. Anyway, I vote against numbers 2,3,4 and 7. I vote for number 5. don’t reroute to FIMRC tho.

  7. Dad

    Nice to see Han and you talking. Do you want me to change the Nat’s Blog key to point to fartnews.com?

  8. Nat Post author

    Yea, we mainly chat via blog comments.

    And sure, go for it. Not sure what you mean by key… do you mean the hosts file?

  9. Chris

    Hi ! I found this article trying to find jailbait through google, only to find out your mishap with your previous article. Might i suggest you stop using the word jailbait if you don’t want people like me to end up here?
    Just a thought and a dash of common sense.

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